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kris, seventeen

this is basically a fandom bloggue with despairingly unfunny commentary.

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

YOU GUYS NEARLY 11,000 OF YOU PUT UP WITH ME ON A DAILY BASIS. You guys listen to more of my crap than my own boyfriend generally does. That deserves rewarding. So this is an extra SPECIAL tea give away, and there will be THREE winners. Oh my god. Want a chance to become one of those lucky three people? Read on and follow directions.

THE PRIZES:

  • First Place Prize: A set of all seven Sherlock Shipper tea blends [Sherlock/Moriarty, Sherlock/Irene, Moriarty/Moran, Mycroft/Lestrade, Lestrade/John, Lestrade/Molly, Molly/Moriarty]
  • Second Place Prize: A set of all four* Avengers Teas [Thor, Loki, Steve Rogers, and Coulson *and possibly also Tony Stark if I make a tea for him soon]
  • Third Place Prize: A set of all three Doctor Who Teas [The TARDIS, Amy Pond, and Rory]
  • IN ADDITION TO THE ABOVE PRIZE PACKS: Each winner will get ONE blend specially created for them. It can be a character or ship or show or book or whatever that I haven’t done that they’d like me to do. It can even be a blend made based on THEM. Whatever the winners would like. They each get to request one, and they will receive it with their other teas.

I MIGHT ADD TO THESE PRIZES. If this gets reblogged like, a lot, or something, I might lose my head and also send the winners mugs to go with their tea. Or a book. WE’LL SEE.

THE RULES: 

  • Anyone ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD can enter EXCEPT AUSTRALIA AND NEW ZEALAND!! I am SUPER sorry for my followers down under because not only do you have to put up with terrifying wild life, you can’t even allow tea to be imported to help comfort you. Sorry, there’s like, crazy laws and stuff.
  • You do not have to be following me to win, but it might be helpful to keep track of updates or changes (if any). Plus I plan to make some blends for other fandoms in the future, so if tea is your thing, it might not be a bad idea?
  • Only two reblogs a day allowed.I did not realize how often people would reblog my last big give away soooo I’m going to enforce this LOL. You can reblog on as many days as you’d like, but yeah, only 2 reblogs a day please. I’ll be checking.
  • LIKES DON’T COUNT. Sorry! You have to reblog!
  • The give away will end and I will choose the winners on FRIDAY JUNE 1STI’ll probably do the drawing late at night on that day, so I’m going to say I’ll stop counting reblogs at 10 p.m. EST. Winners may not be announced until the next day or so, just to be aware!
  • Here’s how the winners will be selected: Just like all of my other give aways, I’ll compile a spreadsheet or numbered list of all of the reblogs, and I’ll use the number generator on random.org to chose a number and find the corresponding username on the list. The first number I draw will win the first place prize (or, if they are more into Avengers or Doctor Who, they may chose one of the other prizes). Second number I draw will win the second place prize (or a choice between whatever two packs remain), and the third number drawn will receive the last prize!

posted 1 week ago on 15/5/2012+ 46,629 notes

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

YOU GUYS NEARLY 11,000 OF YOU PUT UP WITH ME ON A DAILY BASIS. You guys listen to more of my crap than my own boyfriend generally does. That deserves rewarding. So this is an extra SPECIAL tea give away, and there will be THREE winners. Oh my god. Want a chance to become one of those lucky three people? Read on and follow directions.

THE PRIZES:

  • First Place Prize: A set of all seven Sherlock Shipper tea blends [Sherlock/Moriarty, Sherlock/Irene, Moriarty/Moran, Mycroft/Lestrade, Lestrade/John, Lestrade/Molly, Molly/Moriarty]
  • Second Place Prize: A set of all four* Avengers Teas [Thor, Loki, Steve Rogers, and Coulson *and possibly also Tony Stark if I make a tea for him soon]
  • Third Place Prize: A set of all three Doctor Who Teas [The TARDIS, Amy Pond, and Rory]
  • IN ADDITION TO THE ABOVE PRIZE PACKS: Each winner will get ONE blend specially created for them. It can be a character or ship or show or book or whatever that I haven’t done that they’d like me to do. It can even be a blend made based on THEM. Whatever the winners would like. They each get to request one, and they will receive it with their other teas.

I MIGHT ADD TO THESE PRIZES. If this gets reblogged like, a lot, or something, I might lose my head and also send the winners mugs to go with their tea. Or a book. WE’LL SEE.

THE RULES: 

  • Anyone ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD can enter EXCEPT AUSTRALIA AND NEW ZEALAND!! I am SUPER sorry for my followers down under because not only do you have to put up with terrifying wild life, you can’t even allow tea to be imported to help comfort you. Sorry, there’s like, crazy laws and stuff.
  • You do not have to be following me to win, but it might be helpful to keep track of updates or changes (if any). Plus I plan to make some blends for other fandoms in the future, so if tea is your thing, it might not be a bad idea?
  • Only two reblogs a day allowed.I did not realize how often people would reblog my last big give away soooo I’m going to enforce this LOL. You can reblog on as many days as you’d like, but yeah, only 2 reblogs a day please. I’ll be checking.
  • LIKES DON’T COUNT. Sorry! You have to reblog!
  • The give away will end and I will choose the winners on FRIDAY JUNE 1STI’ll probably do the drawing late at night on that day, so I’m going to say I’ll stop counting reblogs at 10 p.m. EST. Winners may not be announced until the next day or so, just to be aware!
  • Here’s how the winners will be selected: Just like all of my other give aways, I’ll compile a spreadsheet or numbered list of all of the reblogs, and I’ll use the number generator on random.org to chose a number and find the corresponding username on the list. The first number I draw will win the first place prize (or, if they are more into Avengers or Doctor Who, they may chose one of the other prizes). Second number I draw will win the second place prize (or a choice between whatever two packs remain), and the third number drawn will receive the last prize!

posted 1 week ago on 15/5/2012+ 46,629 notes

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

YOU GUYS NEARLY 11,000 OF YOU PUT UP WITH ME ON A DAILY BASIS. You guys listen to more of my crap than my own boyfriend generally does. That deserves rewarding. So this is an extra SPECIAL tea give away, and there will be THREE winners. Oh my god. Want a chance to become one of those lucky three people? Read on and follow directions.

THE PRIZES:

  • First Place Prize: A set of all seven Sherlock Shipper tea blends [Sherlock/Moriarty, Sherlock/Irene, Moriarty/Moran, Mycroft/Lestrade, Lestrade/John, Lestrade/Molly, Molly/Moriarty]
  • Second Place Prize: A set of all four* Avengers Teas [Thor, Loki, Steve Rogers, and Coulson *and possibly also Tony Stark if I make a tea for him soon]
  • Third Place Prize: A set of all three Doctor Who Teas [The TARDIS, Amy Pond, and Rory]
  • IN ADDITION TO THE ABOVE PRIZE PACKS: Each winner will get ONE blend specially created for them. It can be a character or ship or show or book or whatever that I haven’t done that they’d like me to do. It can even be a blend made based on THEM. Whatever the winners would like. They each get to request one, and they will receive it with their other teas.

I MIGHT ADD TO THESE PRIZES. If this gets reblogged like, a lot, or something, I might lose my head and also send the winners mugs to go with their tea. Or a book. WE’LL SEE.

THE RULES: 

  • Anyone ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD can enter EXCEPT AUSTRALIA AND NEW ZEALAND!! I am SUPER sorry for my followers down under because not only do you have to put up with terrifying wild life, you can’t even allow tea to be imported to help comfort you. Sorry, there’s like, crazy laws and stuff.
  • You do not have to be following me to win, but it might be helpful to keep track of updates or changes (if any). Plus I plan to make some blends for other fandoms in the future, so if tea is your thing, it might not be a bad idea?
  • Only two reblogs a day allowed.I did not realize how often people would reblog my last big give away soooo I’m going to enforce this LOL. You can reblog on as many days as you’d like, but yeah, only 2 reblogs a day please. I’ll be checking.
  • LIKES DON’T COUNT. Sorry! You have to reblog!
  • The give away will end and I will choose the winners on FRIDAY JUNE 1STI’ll probably do the drawing late at night on that day, so I’m going to say I’ll stop counting reblogs at 10 p.m. EST. Winners may not be announced until the next day or so, just to be aware!
  • Here’s how the winners will be selected: Just like all of my other give aways, I’ll compile a spreadsheet or numbered list of all of the reblogs, and I’ll use the number generator on random.org to chose a number and find the corresponding username on the list. The first number I draw will win the first place prize (or, if they are more into Avengers or Doctor Who, they may chose one of the other prizes). Second number I draw will win the second place prize (or a choice between whatever two packs remain), and the third number drawn will receive the last prize!

posted 1 week ago on 14/5/2012+ 46,629 notes

alyssaties:

its-a-duckpond:

The “Ally is quite bored” giveaway is because Ally (me) is graduated from fashion school, and has nothing to do and well, the summer is on its way and I would like to make something right this instant. 

So heres the deal, I will make a super special, one of a kind, custom fit, sundress/skirt to the random winning blogger of my choosing and she/he can pick the style and fabric print/color(s) of their choosing. (Including but not limited to the ones above).

RULES: 

  • There isn’t a max on reblogs but please don’t spam your followers thats just annoying.
  • ‘Likes’ don’t and will not count.
  • You don’t have to be following me but my label page is (here) I don’t update all that often.
  • You MUST have an ask box so if you win we can talk about your awesome new stuff and where I’m supposed to send this.
  • Even if you don’t win I will gladly sell one to you with the same specifications just put something in my ask box.
  • Don’t have to live in the US.
  • If chosen as the winner, I do reserve the right to deny your choice in fabric/style because of price. Sorry I’m not rich. However, you still will be the winner and will get your giveaway prize.
  • I will make it based on the EXACT measurements you give me. Its not my fault if you don’t know how to use a measuring tape properly.

Ends May 15th, 2012

If this gets enough notes I will choose two winners.

Thanks Everyone.

i just really love those patterns aklsdfasdf the elephant one eeee <3


posted 1 month ago on 26/4/2012+ 5,488 notes

via: lovequotesrus
source: sexbombed
lovequotesrus:

Photo Courtesy: sn0wedin

lovequotesrus:

Photo Courtesy: sn0wedin


posted 1 month ago on 24/4/2012+ 4,882 notes

via: lovequotesrus
source: shesacherry
duuuude.

duuuude.


posted 1 month ago on 18/4/2012+ 16,903 notes
lovequotesrus:

Photo Courtesy: anastasiaanita

lovequotesrus:

Photo Courtesy: anastasiaanita


posted 1 month ago on 17/4/2012+ 83,947 notes
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

“Who am I? Who am I?”


posted 1 month ago on 5/4/2012+ 2,778 notes

via: geothebio
source: sevnilock
sevnilock:


Slytherin - Moran &amp; Moriarty &amp; IreneGryffindor - JohnRavenclaw - SherlockHufflepuff - Lestrade &amp; MollyContinue..

sevnilock:

Slytherin - Moran & Moriarty & Irene
Gryffindor - John
Ravenclaw - Sherlock
Hufflepuff - Lestrade & Molly

Continue..


posted 1 month ago on 3/4/2012+ 7,506 notes

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

just-so-british:

THIS. FANDOM. IS. ON. CRACK

fuuuckkkkkk


posted 1 month ago on 31/3/2012+ 7,255 notes
kaiami:

HELP ME GET MY FRIEND TO FANIME!
CLICK HERE TO GET TO MY SHOP!
I am at the artist alley every year with my best friend and ticket prices are going up. It’s $60 this year and so I am a college student raising $60. And for this reason, my shop is temporarily open this weekend until I raise enough money. For those who have been following me and my sticker sales, I’m currently not open for business because I am out of stock. I’ve got a new printer which runs out of ink….really fast…and managed to print 21 sticker sheets (and I’m out of ink again). That is exactly $60 + one extra that I will give away.
Because of lack of material, only the Genderswap Adventure Time sticker sheet will be for sale at very low stock. Once they are sold out, I will not be selling stickers until May (or if you visit me at Fanime, I’ll be there selling!).
So about that giveaway part; like or reblog this post for a chance to win a sheet of stickers. Two entries total per person. Have your ask box open so I can contact you! Winner will be chosen SATURDAY AT MIDNIGHT EST (that means a right at the end of Friday, about 25 hours from now).

kaiami:

HELP ME GET MY FRIEND TO FANIME!

CLICK HERE TO GET TO MY SHOP!

I am at the artist alley every year with my best friend and ticket prices are going up. It’s $60 this year and so I am a college student raising $60. And for this reason, my shop is temporarily open this weekend until I raise enough money. For those who have been following me and my sticker sales, I’m currently not open for business because I am out of stock. I’ve got a new printer which runs out of ink….really fast…and managed to print 21 sticker sheets (and I’m out of ink again). That is exactly $60 + one extra that I will give away.

Because of lack of material, only the Genderswap Adventure Time sticker sheet will be for sale at very low stock. Once they are sold out, I will not be selling stickers until May (or if you visit me at Fanime, I’ll be there selling!).

So about that giveaway part; like or reblog this post for a chance to win a sheet of stickers. Two entries total per person. Have your ask box open so I can contact you! Winner will be chosen SATURDAY AT MIDNIGHT EST (that means a right at the end of Friday, about 25 hours from now).


posted 1 month ago on 29/3/2012+ 198 notes
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

do-you-have-a-flag:

diylobotomy:

zombiejig:

okay favorite video ever, nothing will beat this.

WHAT DID I JUST WATCH

Ahahaha, I remember this!


posted 2 months ago on 29/3/2012+ 9,058 notes

via: asexysherlock
source: lanimalu
lanimalu:

I like these cat!Sherlock and hedgehog!John photos I get to see on my Dashboard, sometimes. And I like drawing suits, so I made this … senseless … combination. XD”

lanimalu:

I like these cat!Sherlock and hedgehog!John photos I get to see on my Dashboard, sometimes. And I like drawing suits, so I made this … senseless … combination. XD”


posted 2 months ago on 24/3/2012+ 6,988 notes
lac-e:

MASSSIVE GIVE AWAYYYY!!!!
included:
macbook air UNUSED
nikon SLR D5100 camera UNUSED
blackberry smartphone 8250 UNUSED
ipod classic 
Eternity purfume- Calvin Klein UNOPENED
Chloe purfume- UNUSED
silk shorts- boutique in Italy
skirt boho brint- urban outfitters
infinity red knit muffler- urban outfitters
jewelry- i dont remember haha
my father’s company gave us all these electronics so I decided to give them away :)
ALL of these items will be given to ONE lucky follower from notes of the photo THAT I DO NOT PERSONALLY KNOW
You may reblog this picture up to FIVE times
i will pay for good quality national/ international shipment
YOU MUST KEEP THIS ON YOUR BLOG TILL MARCH 30th (the day the winner is decided)
for proof- the winner will upload a photo of them with all the items!
i will decide the winner in the last week of march
message me for any questions!!
MUST BE FOLLOWING: lac-e
this is not a joke

lac-e:

MASSSIVE GIVE AWAYYYY!!!!

included:

  • macbook air UNUSED
  • nikon SLR D5100 camera UNUSED
  • blackberry smartphone 8250 UNUSED
  • ipod classic 
  • Eternity purfume- Calvin Klein UNOPENED
  • Chloe purfume- UNUSED
  • silk shorts- boutique in Italy
  • skirt boho brint- urban outfitters
  • infinity red knit muffler- urban outfitters
  • jewelry- i dont remember haha

my father’s company gave us all these electronics so I decided to give them away :)

ALL of these items will be given to ONE lucky follower from notes of the photo THAT I DO NOT PERSONALLY KNOW

You may reblog this picture up to FIVE times

i will pay for good quality national/ international shipment

YOU MUST KEEP THIS ON YOUR BLOG TILL MARCH 30th (the day the winner is decided)

for proof- the winner will upload a photo of them with all the items!

i will decide the winner in the last week of march

message me for any questions!!

MUST BE FOLLOWING: lac-e

this is not a joke


posted 2 months ago on 24/3/2012+ 43,590 notes
lac-e:

MASSSIVE GIVE AWAYYYY!!!!
included:
macbook air UNUSED
nikon SLR D5100 camera UNUSED
blackberry smartphone 8250 UNUSED
ipod classic 
Eternity purfume- Calvin Klein UNOPENED
Chloe purfume- UNUSED
silk shorts- boutique in Italy
skirt boho brint- urban outfitters
infinity red knit muffler- urban outfitters
jewelry- i dont remember haha
my father’s company gave us all these electronics so I decided to give them away :)
ALL of these items will be given to ONE lucky follower from notes of the photo THAT I DO NOT PERSONALLY KNOW
You may reblog this picture up to FIVE times
i will pay for good quality national/ international shipment
YOU MUST KEEP THIS ON YOUR BLOG TILL MARCH 30th (the day the winner is decided)
for proof- the winner will upload a photo of them with all the items!
i will decide the winner in the last week of march
message me for any questions!!
MUST BE FOLLOWING: lac-e
this is not a joke

lac-e:

MASSSIVE GIVE AWAYYYY!!!!

included:

  • macbook air UNUSED
  • nikon SLR D5100 camera UNUSED
  • blackberry smartphone 8250 UNUSED
  • ipod classic 
  • Eternity purfume- Calvin Klein UNOPENED
  • Chloe purfume- UNUSED
  • silk shorts- boutique in Italy
  • skirt boho brint- urban outfitters
  • infinity red knit muffler- urban outfitters
  • jewelry- i dont remember haha

my father’s company gave us all these electronics so I decided to give them away :)

ALL of these items will be given to ONE lucky follower from notes of the photo THAT I DO NOT PERSONALLY KNOW

You may reblog this picture up to FIVE times

i will pay for good quality national/ international shipment

YOU MUST KEEP THIS ON YOUR BLOG TILL MARCH 30th (the day the winner is decided)

for proof- the winner will upload a photo of them with all the items!

i will decide the winner in the last week of march

message me for any questions!!

MUST BE FOLLOWING: lac-e

this is not a joke


posted 2 months ago on 23/3/2012+ 43,590 notes